Andee and Chuck Bram and I came up with this list one day over the recent holiday. Wanted to share it with you.
1. If you eat standing up, the calories don't count.
2. If you split dessert with someone, since you're eating half, the calories don't count.
3. If you eat dessert first, you eat less of the main course, reducing your calorie intake.
4. Life is uncertain.
5. Calories don't count if the dog licked it first.
6. If it has a paw print on it the calories don't count.
7. If the cat refused to eat it, the calories don't count.
8. If you drink water first, the calories don't count.
9. If you lick the bowl while baking dessert, those calories don't count.
10. If you make a face and say it tastes terrible, the calories don't count.
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SO EAT AND ENJOY!
1. If you eat standing up, the calories don't count.2. If you split dessert with someone, since you're eating half, the calories don't count.
3. If you eat dessert first, you eat less of the main course, reducing your calorie intake.
4. Life is uncertain.
6. If it has a paw print on it the calories don't count.
7. If the cat refused to eat it, the calories don't count.
9. If you lick the bowl while baking dessert, those calories don't count.
10. If you make a face and say it tastes terrible, the calories don't count.
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SO EAT AND ENJOY!
LMAO too damn funny I swear HA HA HA HA...I love it!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha! If chocolate hits the floor, there IS a 5 second rule!
ReplyDeleteI love it and will remember these every time I want to indulge!
Fun post!
I had a poster in college that read 'Broken cookies contain fewer calories':) I once earned the most tips in the back room of the steak house where I was a server because one rainy day I declared it 'No Calorie Sunday' and explained when you inserted a fork into any dessert, the calories 'escaped':) Unfortunately, this only worked the one day.....either I had gullible customers or they were only humoring me!
ReplyDeleteChocolate is good for you so the calories don't count.
ReplyDeleteLydia
If you're with friends, reading, writing, watching TV the calories don't count
ReplyDeleteHa ha, life's too short; live a little.
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ReplyDeleteChocolate is an aphrodisiac, and sex helps you lose weight. So calories in chocolate don't count :)
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